We just had one of the best, lulziest DnD sessions ever. It is here for your enjoyment.

Renyn: Elven Cleric with a nasty temper, but otherwise a nice guy. Leader, sort of, if he can ever grow some balls. Played by me.
Mikor: Half-Elven Fighter. Likes to stick his tool in anything that moves. Currently with Renyn. Played by [livejournal.com profile] kippurbird
Kiorin: Eladrin Warlock, entirely insane. Believes the Stars will kill anyone he gets involved with. Usty with Phai. Played by [livejournal.com profile] canadianevil
Phaien: Only human of the group, Wizard. Clueless Wonder. Recently had the blinders ripped off, it was traumatic. Kicked puppy-style ust for Ki. [livejournal.com profile] soberloki

Renyn:
We need to be quiet and stay unnoticed. Considering we're a bunch of Fey in a forest, that shouldn't be too hard...hopefully.
Narrator:
*SNORT*


Mikor:
What about the human?
Renyn:
Piggy back?

Renyn:
Phaien, you can be quiet and sneaky, right?
Phaien:
I can, yes,
Renyn:
Good. Let's go.

Renyn:
Stealth Check: 8
Renyn: (( LOL ))
Narrator:
Masterful!

Phaien:
Stealth Check: 18

Kiorin:
Stealth Check: 8

Mikor:
Stealth Check: 3

Mikor:
.......

Elven Mage 1:
Who goes there?

Mikor:
BARDS!

Renyn:
Start singing, Ki

Kiorin: IA KHIRAD, AZPV'KAAAALIGXACKZ!
* Renyn joins in

* Mikor does too!
* Phaien plugs ears with fingers and joins in
Kiorin: G'VB'JKLMN'GLARMAZIACHE

Phaien:
G'VB'JKLMN'GLARMAZIACHE...

Elven Mage 1:
Halt, human!

Renyn:
G'VB'JKLMN'GLARMAZIACHE?
Kiorin: UND ELADRINLAND UBER ALLES...

Phaien:
WAKA WAKA WAKA...

Mikor:
G'VB'JKLMN'GLARMAZIACHE?!!

Renyn:
UND ELADRINLAND UBER ALLES... WAIT WHUT?

Phaien:
Oh crusty cheese...
* Mikor hisses, Just go with it!
* Renyn hisses back, But he's singing about Eladrinland!
Kiorin:
Y'STALPZHX AZGAZHNIX HYURTISHBLS

Phaien:
K'THEAMSDOI PEOFJFH! WEEEEEEE

Renyn:
Y'STALPZHX AZGAZHNIX HYURTISHBLS!

Phaien:
MYHARBLS REDNUTSASDFLU

Renyn:
Oh god they probably think we're drunk

Mikor:
T"KAAAAhhhhHHHHILUUULLSSKH!!!

Elven Mage 1:
Bluff checks to make them think you're drunk!

Mikor:
I feel like it

Renyn:
Bluff Check: 29

Phaien:
Bluff Check: 17

Mikor:
Bluff Check: 22
* Renyn IS DERY VUNK

Kiorin:
Bluff Check: 14

Kiorin: *isn't drunk, just crazy*
* Mikor throws arms out wide while burbling!
* Renyn leans on Mikor

Kiorin: T'HE W'ZRD'S STAF'FHAS A KUHN'OB ONITZ ENED~

Mikor:
KLAHALLLL ROUND KUNHM'OMB!!
* Phaien turns around and pretends to loudly technicolor yawn all over the tree behind him

Phaien:
ORGHH

Phaien:
YWAWWRGH

Renyn:
AR VERERSY RUONDSA KLNOBD~~

Mikor:
KNORD! EW ERA KNORD!!

Phaien:
DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI IOHFSDB

Renyn:
WEEEEEEEEEE FUCKITY DEE

Elven Mage 1:
............

Renyn:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KORRUMBA

Mikor:
KUUUMMMMBAAAYIIIII YAAAAAAA MAAAHHH LOOOORD!!!
Kiorin: *adjusts his hair* OUR PERFORMANCES ARE THE BEST IN ALL OF THIS NATION, DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE.

Renyn:
CARAMELLANELLA DANSEN

Mikor:
NOROD

Phaien:
AWWURRGHUL

Phaien:
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEEE...

Renyn:
CONJUNCTION JUNCTION WHAT BE YOUR FUNCTIONSS

Mikor:
WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!!

Renyn:
I'MMA JUST A BILL, SITTING HERE...ON A TREE

Kiorin: WE ARE THE TREE BOTTOM PLAYERS, HERE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. AND NOW WE'RE LEAVING.

Mikor:
WAITING FOR OBAMA TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!

Kiorin: *starts wandering away from the elves*
* Renyn stumbles after him

Renyn:
WRAIT~!

Kiorin: Move along, ya drunken loouts!
* Mikor wobbles!

Elven Mage 1:
You lot are absolutely drunk, aren't you?

Mikor:
AHM NOT DRUNK!! I'M A BIG STAR!!

Elven Mage 1:
What are you doing in this forest anyways?

Mikor:
REALLY BIG! BIGGER THAN THE SON!

Elven Mage 1:
You should know this area is off limits

Renyn:
NOT DRUNKESH MISTER ELF SIR.

Renyn:
WE DOES?

Mikor:
WE'RE STARS! STARS DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO SUCH THINGS!! WOULD YOU LIKE MY AUTHOGRAPH?!

Renyn:
WE SHOULD GET OUT, MAN. THEY'LL LIKE SHOOT US OR SOMETHING. *stumbles faster*

Kiorin: This isn't the road to... uh, the road?
Kiorin: Can you poshi- possibly point us there?

Mikor:
BUT THEY'RE MY FANSS!! *stumbles around*

Kiorin: C'mon y'drunken sots, they don' wan' us here...

Mikor:
FINE. THEN THEY CAN'T HAVE ME!

Elven Mage 1:
We can't... what? We're the ones in charge here!

Mikor:
YUOR NOT GETTING MY AUTHOGEAPH NOW!

Renyn:
YES YUO R MISTER SIR

Kiorin: If ya'll kindly poin' us back t'the road, we'll get outa yer hair.

Renyn:
AND THEN WE CAN FIUND A PARTEEEEEEE

Phaien:
But Kiroin, I don't WANNA go on the road. The brownies will find me!

Mikor:
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

Phaien:
I'm back now

Phaien:
PARTY GOOD BROWNIES BAD

Renyn:
BROWNIES GOOD TOOOOO

Renyn:
I HAD ONE OF MARGERAARATES BROWNIES, HEH. DUDE.

Mikor:
WASTING AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE LOOKING FOR MY LOST SHAKER OF SALT!!

Renyn:
OH I THINK I HAVE THAT. HEHE.

Narrator:
You guys realize that you have basically short-circuited what I had planned for this week, and I have no more maps ready after this? I mean it's not even 8pm, and I'm out of maps to do stuff on. Congratulations, you bullshitted your way past the guards and earned yourself an RP only session :)


Renyn:
DUDE

Renyn:
We are awesome
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